I know some people are super concerned about the Flu. I feel horrible for the families in Mexico that have lost loved ones. But in times of stress I joke, it's a horrible fault I have, and it was something that my Dr. was concerned about when I lost yet another baby in September and almost died in the process. (I did tell her I already took crazy pills, she was out of luck, this was my normal!)
That said, some jokes aren't funny. I went out to do my Sunday ritual last night. I buy the paper, a Dr. Pepper that I so don't need and then I go home and cut coupons and watch the Amazing Race...yes I am getting old. As I was leaving the local Pack and Sack place, the girl that was working decided to Lysol the area I was just in, and then use some hand sanitizer.
Overkill. I mentioned it to her, and she said that she wasn't getting the swine flu! Caution is great, but damn I could smell the Lysol way over by the counter. She asked me if I knew what the swine flu stood for, and I told her that I didn't, other than it was a flu that came from pigs. Her response: Stupid W... Infected Nearly Everyone. Now the W is a slag term for a certain nationality. I was floored, and told her it wasn't funny. I think she was surprised at my response, but my husband always says that if someone tells you something that offends you, it usually means they think you are okay with it. I was NOT. You can still be funny without being Ugly...
Wanna leisurely trip to the store? Cough as ya go down the aisles! That is funny!
Want that last piece of pizza at the serve yourself pizza places? Cough and sneeze, and watch people move.
Yes I have a bad sense of humor, but I also know that life goes on, and God has a plan for me, no matter what happens. Live life, enjoy today!
PS if ya saw me last week looking flushed, it wasn't the flu....it was because I reached my Margarita limit!